Serco “Sleaze-ure” New Model For The Beacon Park Golf Course

Readers will remember the famous words of the WLBC Head of Leisure and Wellbeing re “…finalise the re-profiling of Beacon Park Golf Course and to consider future operating models”.

Under its new “Sleaz-ure” model we can reveal the company winter operating model. Snow has hidden the evidence of utter landfill incompetence and has transformed the mud heaps into scenic beauty.

Manna from heaven! Skiiing wonderland! A tobogganing delight. The ultimate snow and ice experience! All at the right price. Sledges, below, £10 per session. Bring your own skis, adult charge £20 per session. No need to book, we have self-created slopes galore.

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