Aughton & Downholland Cllr Currie
known best for his short but ill-fated attempt to become a national politician
has tweeted “This morning I spoke to my group leader at West Lancs and told him of my decision not to seek re-election in May. I still own my home in West Lancs but recently moved my life to London so it’s the only way forward. I celebrated by emailing the council about dog poo in my ward”.
What a strange epitaph “If your dog should do a plop, take a while and make a stop, just find a stick and flick it wide into the undergrowth at the side. If your dog should do a do, you don’t want it on your shoe, find a stick, pick a spot, flick into the bushes so it can rot. If your dog should do a poo, this is what you should do, just find a stick and flick it wide into the undergrowth at the side. If your dog should make a mess there really is no need to stress. Find a stick, pick a spot, flick into the bushes so it can rot”. [Source Anne Main MP]
Well, West Lancashire’s loss is London’s loss too! Aughton & Downholland residents will ask and wonder “Sam who?”.