Posted by: westlancashirerecord | May 9, 2019

Bollocks To Brexit?

It seems that the Liberal Democrats’ claim to be the leading remain party in the European elections is based on a forthright new slogan for the campaign “Bollocks to Brexit”.

The phrase is now emblazoned across the Lib Dem manifesto for the 23 May poll, though more squeamish candidates will have the option of one that just says “Stop Brexit”. Cable insisted the Lib Dems were the best-equipped party to challenge the message of Nigel Farage at the poll later this month. 

Cable, who is a well known bollocksologist, insists “We are credible and people recognise our unwavering clarity and commitment to bollocks. We take bollocksology very seriously, we have a high-pressure social media campaign where we are doing more than Farage’s people” he said, adding, “We are out of the traps early, and expect to do well, as our bollocks-o-meter shows”.


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