Hullo, yes, it’s me again.
“I want my loyal readers to consider my latest idea, well, Theresa’s actually. I’m introducing indicative voting so that I can gauge the feelings you have for my re-election manifesto.
“I said we Conservatives would scrap the Labour Local Plan. Please indicate your response now”.
Response; Labour have scrapped their own Local Plan
“Really? I didn’t know that. Shall we move on to my next indicative vote? We will eliminate potholes. Please indicate your response now”.
“What! Haven’t they repaired it yet? I never see these things, I live in Halsall. I must set my satnav for Aughton”.
Shall we move on quickly to my next indicative initiative?
“Fewer councillors. I want to cut the number. Please indicate where you think there should be less councillors”.
Response, “5 less, 3 in Aughton & Downholland and 2 in Aughton Park”.
“But that would mean I wouldn’t have a seat. Nor would Mrs Wally! This isn’t such a good idea after all”.