Brexit – The Medical Point Of View

Physicians were unable to reach a consensus on whether Brexit should take place.

The Allergists were in favour of scratching it.

The Dermatologists advised not to make rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had only a sort of gut feeling about it.

The Neurologists thought that May had a nerve.

Meanwhile Obstetricians felt that everyone was labouring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted.

Pathologists yelled “over my dead body”.

The Paediatricians said “grow up” .

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.

The Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

Internists claimed it was a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons opined “that this would put a whole new face on the matter”.

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.

The Urologists were pissed off with the idea.

Anaesthesiologists thought that Brexit was a gas.

Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists ducked out

leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in Parliament!

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