Physicians were unable to reach a consensus on whether Brexit should take place.
The Allergists were in favour of scratching it.
The Dermatologists advised not to make rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had only a sort of gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought that May had a nerve.
Meanwhile Obstetricians felt that everyone was labouring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted.
Pathologists yelled “over my dead body”.
The Paediatricians said “grow up” .
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
Internists claimed it was a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons opined “that this would put a whole new face on the matter”.
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
The Urologists were pissed off with the idea.
Anaesthesiologists thought that Brexit was a gas.
Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists ducked out
leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in Parliament!