More Saturday Satire

Ineptitude and incompetence are synonyms to describe people who have absolutely no idea what they’re doing. Like politicians.

To misquote Eric Idle and others

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found, I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list
Of political offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed, they never would be missed!

There’s Labour party remainers, and all of that sort
And Tory remainers whose second homes in Europe may illicitly have been bought

All politicians who swoon over chat show hosts everywhere. They drive you up a wall until you need a therapist
I don’t think they’d be missed, I’m sure they’d not be missed!

There’s our Prime Minister Theresa who seems to really relish stormy weather
And reminds us all so often “We are all in this together”
And fell on her sword, and missed! She won’t be missed.

And those who on close observance may be alcohol addicted, stoned or pissed,
I don’t think they’d be missed, I’m sure they’d not be missed!

But anyway I think by now you must have got the gist
They’d none of them be missed, they’d none of them be missed!

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