Posted by: westlancashirerecord | May 2, 2017

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life?

Dear Dianne Abbott can we please have half a dozen of your new police recruits in Aughton at a cost of £30 a year for each officer before you put the price up? Send your invoice to the Parish Clerk.

Dear Sam Currie you tweeted that the LibDems will say anything to get elected and their coalition of chaos would put the UK’s Brexit deal at risk. Wasn’t the Tory Cameron–LibDem Clegg coalition one of chaos?

Dear Paul Greenall you tweeted that you picked up several new voters on their doorsteps. How hard did you hit them?

Dear Wally Westley  you said that having Theresa May come to West Lancashire…was a real boost for my County Campaign…the Prime Minister is extremely popular amongst local voters”. Don’t you wish you were popular among any voters?

Dear Doreen Stephenson  residents of Aughton were hoping that you would be a candidate in Wyre on a councillor “swap” scheme, you go to Wyre for Moon staying in Hesketh-with-Becconsall. You still have time to change your mind, for which we will be eternally grateful as otherwise we will probably have to move to Halsall in what will be called the “great escape”.


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  1. LOL!!


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